BRAVE MAN JOKES

[Big N' Blue]

1 -How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry It!

2 -What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

3 - Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?

Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there..

4 - How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?

Put a nipple on it.

5 - Why do women fake orgasms ?

Because they think men care.

6 - If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?

Made her chain too long

7 - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

8 - Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

9 - Why do men pass gas more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

10 - If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?

The dog, of course; He'll shut up once you let him in.

11 - Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.

It's called a Wedding Cake.

12 - Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.

Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who don't own a gun.

[redbonecurhunting]

hahahahahahaha

[Fitz]

I just read these to my girlfriend and her mother. The gf got mad lol. I laughed my ass off even more!


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[Grzyadms4x4]

Thank you!

[mondomuttruner]

lmao..going to be a lot of hungry husbands tonight....