Irish Lubricant

[Big N' Blue]

Murphy's'
old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time
had come.


He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to
deliver the baby.

She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at
Murphy and said.


'Hey,
Murph! You just had you a son,!

'Ain't that
grand!!'

Murphy
got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and
said,
'Hold
on! We ain't finished yet, !'
The doctor
then delivered a little girl.
He said,
'Hey, Murph! You got you a daughter, !!!! She is a pretty lil
ting, too....'


Murphy got kind
of puzzled by this and then the doctor said,


'Hold on, we aint got done yet, !'


The doctor then
delivered another boy and said,


'Murph, you just had yourself another boy,'


Murphy said to the doctor,


'Doc, what caused all of dem babies,?'


The doctor said,


'You
never know Murph, it was probably something that happened
during conception.'


Murphy said,

'Ah
yeah, during conception.'


When Murph and
his wife went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife
and said,


'Mama, you remember dat night that we ran out of
Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil.'


She said, 'Yeah, I remember dat night...'


Murph said,

'I'll tell you, ......it's a freaking' good ting we
didn't use WD-40.