cannibal cafe

[Big N' Blue]

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....




+Tourist:
$5.00

+Broiled Missionary:
$10.00

+Fried Explorer:
$15.00

+Baked policians:
$100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for those guys?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit,.................... that takes all morning!! "