The Costume Party

[Balsam]

>> A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. Unfortunately, the wife
>> came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the
>> party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued
>> and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there
>> was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took
>> his costume and away he went.
>>
>>
>> The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain
>> and, as it was still early enough, decided to go the party. Since her
>> husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have
>> some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not
>> with him.

>> She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on
>> the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a
>> little touch here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him
>> and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his current partner
>> high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe that had just
>> arrived. She let him go as far as he wished, (naturally, since he was her
>> husband).
>>
>>
>> Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed.
>> So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie. Just before
>> unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume
>> away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would
>> make for his behavior.
>>
>>
>> She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a
>> time he had.
>>
>>
>> He said: "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when
>> you're not there."
>>
>>
>> "Did you dance much ?"
>>
>>
>> "You know, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete,
>> Bill Browning and some other guys, so we went into the den and played
>> poker all evening...... But you're not going to believe what happened to
>> the guy I loaned my costume to..."

[Big N' Blue]

LMAO