The Rabbi And The Busdriver

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The Rabbi And The Busdriver

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~A haggard looking Rabbi steps up onto a city bus lugging a large dufflebag marked with a ominously stenciled 6-pointed star and words- ‘Holocaust Survivor’, and asks for the Senior-discount, even though he couldn’t be older than forty.

The Black bus Driver rolls his eyes and demands to see his ID, yet the Rabbi persists in whining & complaining, refusing to pay full-fare!

It goes back and forth between black and Jew until finally, the frustrated Driver exclaims
“Ok Himey cheapskate, here’s how we’s deal wid the likes o’you..”, and summarily heaves the old dufflebag out of the bus, where they watch it tumble down a hill and over a cliff; to which the Rabbi complains angrily…
“What the @*&%#$+! Just because i don’t pay full-fare, you kill my Grandmother…?
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Re: The Rabbi And The Busdriver

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Boarhunter, are you actually a houndsman? Why not post about something of relevance to this board? And if you insist on trying to tell a joke, try to tell a funny joke. I know alot of funny ethnic jokes, but your agenda has blinded you to what is relevant or funny. If you want to discuss hate toward jews though, why not go over to stormfront where you will find a more receptive audience? Most folks come to this site to discuss things that will help take their minds off what all is wrong with this world.



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Ol Boarhumper reminds me of the guy at the ball field that knows what every kid,every coach,and every umpire or ref is doing wrong and points it out for everyone to hear but never volunteers to help do any of it!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Rabbi And The Busdriver

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BAR BAR 2 wrote:Boarhunter, are you actually a houndsman?
Indeed, Ive hunted since I was about 9.
Bear, Boar, Deer, Elk, Rabbit, Coon, Fox, Waterfowl & Upland, mostly the latter these days.

Why not post about something of relevance to this board?
Geez, i thought I have and continue to.

And if you insist on trying to tell a joke, try to tell a funny joke.
I guess humour is subjective, I thought it was hilarious..

I know alot of funny ethnic jokes, but your agenda has blinded you to what is relevant or funny.
I love ethnic jokes, tell em please..


If you want to discuss hate toward jews though, why not go over to stormfront where you will find a more receptive audience?
I believe Stormfront is infiltrated and subverted by them. A Honey pot of sorts to track.
I prefer other sites for news like INCOGMAN, ENDZOG, DailyStormer and Rense.
But I do find it funny that YOU call it hate towards Jews, but not Jews hating the White Christian world through their own words and actions which you seemingly approve of..

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What about these words from General Patton?
Would YOU call him a hater?
OR was he a Realist and stated his feelings based on his experiences with them personally?

Many gave their lives for their people and way of life, and were left to only imagine a nation without them, or them removed from Media, Banking, Education and Government....you'd probably say it'd be horrible. No more porn, feminism, cultural Marxism, Gay marriage or senseless wars.

Most folks come to this site to discuss things that will help take their minds off what all is wrong with this world.
And that is THE Problem.
NO One has balls to care any more and the country is circling the drain.
You and yours wish to avoid all discussion of things urgent and pertinent.
Avoidance wont make things go away or solve themselves. It will worsen them.
Silence is acceptance.
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Re: The Rabbi And The Busdriver

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Listen up, dipshit. You have no idea what I semingly approve of. I just don't care to have some undereducated twit tell me what he thinks I need to know. There are quite a few things wrong with this country and I spend a good deal of time discussing them and trying, in my own way and within my capabilities, to fix them. Like most of the people who come here though, I know there are other boards to go to and discuss the problems tearing at the foundation of America's belief system. Occasionally though, a person wants to decompress and talk about things that are relaxing and enjoyable. Being constantly bombarded with one persons simpleminded views is not relaxing or enjoyable.

Instead of being the guy who does nothing but yap, go do something about the problems you think are plagueing America and Christianity. Be a leader who lets his actions speak for himself. So far, all you are, is a white Al Sharpton.



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A white Al Sharpton!!!! now that's funny!!! Brudders from utter mudders!!! LOL
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