Ol Blue

[bearsnva]

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>This may have been on here but it is still worth a chuckle!
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>
> *A young cowboy from Montana goes off to college. Half way through the
> semester, having foolishly squandered all his money.... he calls home.*
>
> *"Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing!
> They actually have a program here in Missoula that will teach our dog, Ole'
> Blue how to talk!"*
>
> *"That's amazing," his Dad says. "How do I get Ole' Blue in that program?"*
>
> *"Just send him down here with $1,000" the young cowboy says "and I'll get
> him in the course."*
>
> *So, his father sends the dog and $1,000.*
>
> *About two-thirds of the way through the semester, the money again runs
> out. The boy calls home.*
>
> *"So how's Ole' Blue doing son?" his father asks.*
>
> *"Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't
> believe this -- they've had such good results they have started to teach
> the animals how to read!"*
>
> *"Read!?" says his father, "No kidding! How do we get Blue in that
> program?"*
>
> *"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class."*
>
> *The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the end of the
> year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he
> shoots the dog.*
>
> *When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited.*
>
> *"Where's Ole' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read something and
> talk!"*
>
> *"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just
> before we left to drive home, Ole' Blue was in the living room, kicked back
> in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does".*
>
> *"Then Ole' Blue turned to me and asked, so, is your daddy still messing
> around with that little redhead who lives down the road?"*
>
> *The father went white and exclaimed, "I hope you shot that S.O.B. before
> he talks to your Mother!"*
>
> *"I sure did, Dad!"*
>
> *"That's my boy!"*
>
> *The kid went on to law school, and now serves in Washington D.C. as a
> Congressman.*

[tylers dad]

Lmao