Little Mark

[Big N' Blue]

For his birthday, little Mark asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this
house is $289,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way
we can afford it.'


The next day the father saw little Mark heading out the front door
with a suitcase.


So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?'


Little Mark told him, 'I was walking past your room last night and
heard you telling mum you were pulling out.


Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.


And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $289,000
mortgage and no frigging bike.

[mondomuttruner]

So, Mark Jr. was an accident, I had my suspicions..

[Big N' Blue]

So, Mark Jr. was an accident, I had my suspicions..

Was not a complete accident, just some of it did not get to the right place! Lmao

[Old dog]

you must of pissed in someones cherios mark. they sure are picking on you. one thing about it is,,if they are picking on you then they are leaving me alone.

[mark]

Flipped the house for $487,500 and still working on replacing the bike but for now the Dodge will have to do.

[twist]

Damn just when you thought you had friends lol