last chance

[Old dog]

this guy had used up all the excusses in the book for not working on Monday. got in a bar fight, got lucky and was up late, on and on. so the boss told him one more time and he was fired! said you need to take up golfing or something mellow for the week end. the next Monday the guy comes in with a neck brace on and said he cant work. the boss had to hear what kind of excuse he had just to say he has heard them all so he asked. well says the worker, I took up golf like you said and when I got to the third tee, a blonde also got there at the same time so we decided to play thru together. everything was going fine till she hit her ball off into the cow field.we looked and looked to no avail then I seen a cow swishing her tail and seen that her ball was stuck in her arse. so when I lifted her tail and asked the blonde if this looked like hers,,,,,,,she clubbed me with her nine iron!