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Big N' Blue
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graduation

Post by Big N' Blue »

Not color blind went to Wisconsin on a football scholarship. He was a good running back, but a poor student.
At graduation day, not color blind didn't have enough credits. But he was a great football star and the students held a rally and demanded the dean give him a diploma anyway. They were so insistent that the dean agreed if not color blind could answer one question correctly he would give him a diploma.
The one question test was held in the auditorium and the students packed the place. It was standing room only.
The dean was on the stage and told Not color blind to come up. The dean had the diploma in his hand and said, Not color blind, if you can answer this question correctly I'll give you your diploma."Not color blind said he was ready and the dean asked him the question. "Not color blind," he said, "How much is three times seven?"
Not color blind looked up at the ceiling and then down at his shoes, just pondering the question. The students began chanting, "Graduate him anyway! Graduate him anyway!"
Then Not color blind held up his hand and the auditorium became silent. Not color blind said, "I think I know the answer. Three times seven is twenty-one."
A hush fell over the auditorium...and then the Wisconsin students began another chant. "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"

We could substitute Mondomuttrunner and get the same results according to Mark and the fox!! LMAO :beer :beer :beer
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Re: graduation

Post by mondomuttruner »

Jealousy will get you no where. I'd come out there and prove I can ponder with the best of them but frankly, I'm a little uneasy about you guys. Every subject brought up has to do with this guy taking that guy home, 2 guys in an outhouse, kisses goodbye at the airport(unsure of the orientation)..I just don't want to be caught up in that gay lifestyle. It's not my place to judge, I mean you guys need to do what makes you happy, it's just not my cup of tea. I still respect your hounding opinions, just don't ask me to bend over...
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Re: graduation

Post by fallriverwalker1 »

mondo you don't have to bend over just make sure you don't drop your soap around ole blue or mark if you do your fair game
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Re: graduation

Post by not color blind »

Blue thats a made up story, I actually played guard AND tackle on the football team.

Guard the water and tackle anyone who got near it.
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