Business was terrible and not picking up. The boss had to fire
somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who
used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying
all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss
approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before but I
have to either lay you or Jack off.”
"Could you jack off?" she says..... "I feel like shit."
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Bet he tried the same approach the next day and poor jacks at the soup kitchen