Seniors

[Big N' Blue]

After nearly 40 years of marriage, Charlie and his wife were lying in bed .

Suddenly the wife felt Charlie begin to massage her in ways he hadn't done in quite some time . It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back . He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach . He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf . Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side , then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent .

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice . . . “Honey, that was wonderful . Why did you stop?

To which he responded.... “I found the remote !"