The Visitor

[bearsnva]

I was bored with nothing to do. It was Saturday morning and the weather was too bad to go hunting. Suddenly there was a knock on the door. I opened it to find a young, well dressed man standing there who said: "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness." So I said, "Come in and sit down
."I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?"He said, "Beats the shit out of me. Nobody's ever let me in before."

[Big N' Blue]

I always meet them at the door in my underwear and a beer in my hand. They usually get the hint pretty quick! LOL

[pegleg]

Just tell them your going hunting and they're welcome to come along. Never had a Jehovah's witness come along. But them dang Mormons will! Had a good time anyway . lol

[mark]

When they tell me they're Jehovahs Witness i just tell em i never even saw the accident!

[david]

I laughed.

It reminded me of a truck drivers joke. I like Freightliners, but they are the brunt of a lot of jokes. They call them "Freightshakers".

I suppose you could substitute any vehicle you want to "slam".

What is the difference between a Freightliner and a Jehovah's Witness?

With a Jehovah's Witness you can get the door closed.