Horse Chicken Harley

[Big N' Blue]

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together,

One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer
for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and
searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only
tractor

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley

Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope
hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive
on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the
chicken tossed to him

After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken
then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the
horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the
farmer was none the wiser when he returned

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to
sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he
would then lift him out of the pit

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his
life.

The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)

"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up
Chicks"

[twist]

So true! Been told that a lot over the years by my wife! lol. Andy