OOPS

[Big N' Blue]

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector
called and asked to speak to his client. "Saul, I have some good
news and, I have some bad news."
The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day;
let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and
she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks
will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman!
You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you with your secretary."