Taking a wee break from the golf course, Rory Mcllroy drives his new Mercedes into an Irish gas station.
An attendant greets him in a typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is...
"Top o’ the mornin to ya"
As Rory gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket.
"What are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Rory.
"And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman.
"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Rory.
"Aw,Jaysus, Maryan' Joseph!" exclaims the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything..
IRISH GAS STATION
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Re: IRISH GAS STATION
Blue, just so you know, read your jokes, most give me a chuckle! Al
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I am Glad Al!! i have been out of pocket for a while and just saw this. was not ignoring you.
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Lord David I was getting worried. I had just about decided to call search and rescue. Glad your OK and back home at bgh!!Big N' Blue wrote:I am Glad Al!! i have been out of pocket for a while and just saw this. was not ignoring you.