little blue pills.

[Big N' Blue]

An elderly gentleman went to the drug store and asked the Pharmacist for the little blue "Viagra" pill.

The pharmacist asked "How many?"

The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen as I cut each one into four pieces."

The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through intimacy."

The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past seventy-five and don't even think about intimacy much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new golf shoes!"