Crumpled money

[Big N' Blue]

With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband, "have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No"said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her, and smiled approvingly.

She then asked, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?" No I haven't," he said with an anxious tone in his voice. She gave him another sexy little smile, unzipped her skirt, letting It drop to the floor and seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.

"Now,"she said, "Have you ever seen 50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"

"Noway!" he said, even more curious to what would happen next.

She replied: "Go look in the garage."

I will probably have to explain this one to Mark! LOL

[mark]

I wish i had a garage full of women like that!

[Big N' Blue]

I wish i had a garage full of women like that!

What happened, did the sheep break out again?

[fallriverwalker1]

now that's funny blue

[mark]

Funny you should ask that cuz somebody stole the rams and the pig squealed on you.