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The Trumpster's presidential qualifications . . .

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The Trumpster's presidential qualifications . . .

Obama is against Trump... Check

The Media are against Trump... Check

The establishment Democrats are against Trump...
Check

The establishment Republicans are against Trump...
Check

The Pope is against Trump... Check

The UN is against Trump... Check

The EU is against Trump... Check

China is against Trump... Check

Mexico is against Trump... Check

Soros is against Trump... Check

Black Lives Matter is against Trump... Check

Move On is against Trump... Check

Koch Brothers are against Trump... Check

Bushes are against Trump ... Check

Planned Parenthood is against Trump....Check

Hillary & Bernie are both against Trump ... Check

Illegal aliens are against Trump ... Check

Islam is against Trump ... Check

Kasich & Cruz are against Trump ... Check

Hateful, racist, violent Liberals are against
Trump.. Check


NOW THAT BEING SAID...


It seems to me, Trump MUST BE the Best Qualified
Candidate we could ever have.

If you have so many political insiders and left wing
NUT CASES--- all SCARED TO DEATH, that they all speak out
against him at the same time!!

Most of all, it will be the People's Choice...


PLUS


He's not a Lifetime Politician...Check

He's not a Lawyer.....Check

He's not doing it for the money...Check

He's a Natural Born American Citizen born in the USA
from American parents. . .

Bonus points . . !

Whoopi says she will leave the country...

Rosie says she will leave the country...

Sharpton says he will leave the country...

Gov. Brown says California will build a wall...

Cher says she will leave the country...

Cyrus says she will leave the country...

The Constitution and the Bill of Rights will
prevail....

Hillary will go to jail.....

The budget will be balanced in 8 years....

Americans will have first choice at jobs.....

You will not be able to marry your pet....

You will be able to keep your gun(s) if you
qualify... (Not a criminal, etc.)

Only live registered U.S. citizens can vote....

You can have and keep your own doctor.....

You can say whatever you want without being called a
racist, Islamophobic, xenophobic, etc....

He will make AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Come to think of it, we have no place to go, but UP!
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Re: The Trumpster's presidential qualifications . . .

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David
This belongs in the General section...I suspect the two liberals on BGH would disagree however....You must be a special kind of stupid to not be able to see what Barry Hussein, Lynch and Hillary to mention a few have done internally to destroy America from within....This strategy is brilliant! While the liberals, now defined as socialist scream about a crazy old man with his finger on the button should he get elected, need reminded.....
Quote:
Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto as saying: "You cannot invade mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass."

With the bombing in Istanbul, It's been said Trump doesn't have a strategy.....Now look at Barry Hussein, he does? Yes he does and it's playing our right before our eyes!

Ever wonder why the demorat party wants our guns? I'll take my chances with Trump knowing what type of parasites are in DC....Including many of the republicans.
America can't take one more term under any demorat administration!

JMHO

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I agree Mike about the general, but I figured that more people would see it here. LOL
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Post by Grzyadms4x4 »

The laugh box is fitting too. haha

When Donald wanna be emperor Trump is the best the republicans can agree on, things are screwed. How many candidates ever keep their campaign promises? He might be better than Hillary who knows, they used to be buddies so this could all be a ruse.
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Well that's a fact Zach.

I'll vote for Emperor Trump and take my chances.

I would go before the executioner before voting democrat!

Hope you are surviving the Az. heat!
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hahahaha Mike I agree. At least we know where Hillary stands! I'm surviving, would prefer to hibernate in the a/c for 4 months but I can't. The rains have started so at least the land shouldn't burn up too bad this year, now if we could just get some rain in town to cool things down for a few minutes. It's the price we pay for great hunting weather the other 8 months of the year though. How are things up your way?
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I will vote for the possible failure over the proven failure every time!
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I'm doing pretty well Zach.

You know, did you ever see a HSUS- PETA- Sierra Club member or supporter vote or support a republican?

Guess that's why I'm not a democrat!!!!

The end!

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I can't say I have complete faith in trump. However I absolutely fear Hilary being elected. And at least with trump good or bad maybe both but it WILL be different. Worth a shot my only concern is it may impact my hunting in Mexico. But Hilary very well may affect my hunting here and try taking my guns. Small things in the scheme of life but one I could live with the other would be a problem.
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