DON'T BOTHER US ANYMORE.
IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT OUR DOG, PLEASE BE ADVISED, WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT HER.
YES, SHE BIT SIX PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS, FOUR PEOPLE WEARING HILLARY T-SHIRTS, TWO CAR DRIVERS WITH RAP MUSIC BLARING FROM THEIR VEHICLES, NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR BUTT CRACKS, THREE FLAG BURNERS, AND AN IRANIAN TAXI DRIVER.
FOR THE LAST TIME. . .THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!
AND NO, I DON'T APPROVE OF HER SMOKING, BUT SHE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE "BAD TASTE" OUT OF HER MOUTH!
