Little Johnny

[bearsnva]

Little Johnny was playing with something in the road. The local Priest came up to him and said, "Hello, little Johnny. What's that your playing with?" Little Johnny replied, "it's Sulphuric acid." "You mustn't play with that," gasped the Priest, "it's dangerous." Little Johhny says,"Hey, I don't tell you not to play with holy water!" The Priest says, "No, because holy water is good. The other day I put holy water on a pregnant woman's tummy and she passed a baby boy." "Well..." says little Johnny "...the other day I put Sulphuric Acid on my dogs nut sack and he passed a frigging Ferrari