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Big N' Blue
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Johnny

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Johnny wanted to have
sex with a girl in his office, But she belonged to someone
else. One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, 'I'll give you a $200 if you let me have sex
with you. But the girl said NO. Johnny said, “I'll be fast.
I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll
be finished by the time you pick it up. She
thought for a moment and said that she would have to
consult her boyfriend... So, she called her boyfriend and
told him the story. Her boyfriend says, “Ask him for $400,
pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get
his pants down". So, she
agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting
for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the
boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
She responded, 'The
bastard used coins!'
Management lesson:


Always consider a business proposal in its entirety, before
agreeing to it and getting screwed!
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