An Amish farmer, walking through his field notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his
farm pond. The Amish farmer shouts: “Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.” Which means, “Don't
drink the water, the cows have shit in it.” The kneeling man shouts back: I’m a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak
Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak in English. The Amish farmer says: “Use two
hands, you'll get more.”
An Amish farmer
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Jason Waterhouse
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An Amish farmer
''Life's tough, pilgrim, and it’s even tougher if you're stupid.''
-- John Wayne
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montananative
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