How to resolve the war

[arachyd]

Special Bulletin from the Pentagon

The Pentagon announced today the formation of
a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the
United States Redneck Special Force. Good ole' boys will be parachuted into Iraq and
have been given only the following facts about
terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country
music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the
death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by
Friday.