todays lesson

[Big N' Blue]

Today's lesson


Daddy's car in the woods?

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school
playground and go into the woods.Curious, he followed the car and saw
Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly
contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.' Mommy, I
was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt
Jane..I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and
then he helped her take off her shirt.Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take
his pants off, then Aunt Jane...'

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such
an interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time.I want to
see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'

At the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked little Johnny to
tell his story Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I
saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.I went back to look and
he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her
shirt.Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and
Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do
when Daddy was away on the oil rigs...'

Mommy fainted!

Moral:
Sometimes you need to just shut the f##k up and listen to the
whole story before you interrupt!

[Dads dogboy]

OH, HOW TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

C. John Clay
Dads Dogboy

[va coonhunter]

lol. thats a good one. thinks mommy had a lil too much of it