Letter from the Boss

[Big N' Blue]

LETTER FROM THE BOSS:


> As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that
> Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees
> will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices
> would have to increase by about 10%.
>
> But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state
> of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.
> This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and
> I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
>
> So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty
> 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these
> folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to
> approach this problem. They voted for change, I gave it to them.
> I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

It is such a relief to know that I am living in one of the greatest muslim nations in the world. GAG REFLUX

[driftwood blue]

my what a fair way to do it!

[livetohunt]

Sounds like a good plan to me, wish most of the outfits would do it this way. At least then when we looked at the 13 million laid off sense Feb it wouldn't hurt as bad...