The Texas midget (PG)

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The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time.
> The midget went to the doctor and told him about his
> problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a
> look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up
> onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put
> one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn
> his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.. "Aha!"
> mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right
> testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor
> once more, and reached for his surgical scissors.
>
> Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side.........then snip-snip-snip-snip
> on the left side.
> The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with
> amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
> The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to
> see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was
> absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his boys were
> no longer aching.
> The doctor said," How does that feel now?"
> The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you
> do?
>
> The doctor replied " I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots.”