Let him dig!!

[Big N' Blue]

An old man and woman were

married for many years, even though they hated
each other. When they had a

confrontation,

screaming and yelling could be heard

deep into the night.


The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig

my way up and out of the grave,

and come back and haunt you

for the rest of your life!'

Neighbors feared him. They believed he

practiced black magic,

because of the many strange

occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.


The old man liked

the fact that he was feared.

To everyone's relief, he died of a

heart attack when he was 98.

His wife had a closed casket at the

wake.

After the burial, she went

straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no

tomorrow.
Her neighbors, concerned

for her safety, asked,



'Aren't you afraid that he

may indeed be able to dig his

way up and out of the grave,



and come back to

haunt you for the rest of your life?'

The wife put down her drink and

said, 'Let him dig. I had him

buried upside down.'

Damn!!! Women think

of everything!!!!

[Dads dogboy]

Another Good One!

CJC