Medical Stimulus Package

[Big N' Blue]

Medical Stimulus Package:

Apparently the American Medical Association has weighed in on the new economic stimulus package....

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologist considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.

[liontracker]

LOL! But what about the Gynocologists?

[Big N' Blue]

Good question. Having never met Houndawg but reading some of his brilliant analogies he would probably have the answer! LOL

[liontracker]

You can be certain!

[pegleg]

well guys they were sure the whole package didn't look right

[liontracker]

It's no wonder...look at the Doctor!

[pegleg]

sunofabitch i'm still cryin over that one

[liontracker]

You can thank ole Big 'N Blue!!!

[pegleg]

he does supply the chuckles often but that one got me good! lion tracker i believe your breeding program is probably the right one to recreate the old big game hounds i never felt the bleu gascon was the ticket they don't match up in a lot of ways. good luck although i don't think you'll need much luck

[liontracker]

Thanks, I'll do my best...

[Big N' Blue]

Tim, I think everybody on this board is pulling for your success!!!I know I am!!