The haircut

[Big N' Blue]

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

After the cut, he asked for his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.


When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.


The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' note and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

[liontracker]

You know. I was born and raised in Michigan and people used to constantly complain about all the welfare freeloaders, some were three generations deep. However, that pales by comparison to the gravy train Politicians have set up for themselves. It has become down right obscene.

[Big N' Blue]

That is the reason that I am going to run for public office on the platform that "I reserve the right to offend everyone and campaign to obolish political correctness"
Some people just need to be left behind!!!!!!!!! LOL A prime example is the post office, look what affirmative action has done to them!! Anyone that takes that as racist statement needs to get over themselves. There are just as many whites in that catagory as any other color!! The last I heard this was the HUMAN RACE! Incompatence breeds incompetence no matter what nationality or color!!

Signed the Right wing fanatic!! LOL Have a beer on me!!

[Coyote]

Amen B&B. I'll buy the first round!!