This may not be a joke

[Big N' Blue]

A French doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks"

A German doctor says "That is nothing; we can take a lung of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks"

A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart of of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks"

An American doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind. We recently took a black man with no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work"

[Shorty]

Another great one David, sad but true.