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Big N' Blue
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South Texas Sheriffs Dept.

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A man seeking to join a south Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed. 
The Sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."
 
Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says:
"Take this pistol, and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."
 
"Why the rabbit?", asks the man.


"Great attitude,", says the Sergeant. "When can you start"
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Re: South Texas Sheriffs Dept.

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Best Yet David!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: South Texas Sheriffs Dept.

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They just keep getting better.
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