Blondes are just wonderful!

[Big N' Blue]

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive

>double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the

>contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had

>been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

> Hellloooo,...........just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am

>automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales

>guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for

>themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him.

> There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just

>hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.

[liontracker]

Here's another blonde story.

In 1977 I was working for an oldtime remodel contractor in Detroit. One of the jobs we took was a fancy kitchen redo, to the tune of $76.000.00. Now that was like $200,000 in todays money. The guy was a high level attorney for GM or Chrysler, I forget which. Anyway along about 3:00 every afternoon the contractor would stop by for "coffee" with the super hot blonde trophy wife. When the job was done he presented the bill. She said "You can take that and shove it and if not, I will tell my husband and you will be in a world of hurt!". Short of a divorce, that is the most expensive piece of *** I have ever heard of.

[Brady Davis]

LOL....trophy wife was a smart one eh?! Turns out you should never put your weiner where your money is

[liontracker]

I'll bet she had a hell of a shopping spree with the old Builders check!