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A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said; "I'm sorry, your duck (Cuddles) has passed away."

The distressed woman wailed; "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead." replied the vet.

"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around, and left the room.

He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table, and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room.

A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said; "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried; "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!?"

The vet shrugged; "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but.....with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150.

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Good one! Glad I am getting a little help on the laugh page! LOL :beer
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Will this level of diagnostic care be covered under the Oboma Care Bill! With all the Dr.s and Techs leaving the Medical Proffession is this what we will be left with!

Inquiring minds want to know!

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Inquiring mind is what got me into cat hunting! This is what I have deteriated to after all the years of abusing myself! If only Obama care had been around in my younger days I may have been saved!

Alas!! I am too far gone!!

But thanks for the concern!! LOL :beer
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Big N' Blue wrote:Good one! Glad I am getting a little help on the laugh page! LOL :beer

Haha, that, Sir, is an honor. :beer :beer :beer
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Dads dogboy wrote:Will this level of diagnostic care be covered under the Oboma Care Bill! With all the Dr.s and Techs leaving the Medical Proffession is this what we will be left with!

Inquiring minds want to know!

CJC

I kinda hope so....I'd rather by diagnosed by a dog than most fysitions out there :joker
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