You might be a houndsmen if.....

catdogs · Post by **catdogs** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:34 am

So..... I 'm at the grocery store the other day, putting groceries in the dogbox, (which is worth more than my truck) and the local vet comes up to me and thanks me for the new house he just bought, and I get to chuckling to myself, yep I must be a houndsmen.

So.......this is just for fun. Some of the waycool crew shoud be able to come up with some good ones here. So lets hear 'em guys/gals.

If you've ever taken groceries home in your dogbox.....you might be a houndsmen.

If your dogbox is worth more than your truck......you might be a houndsmen.

If the local vet thanks you for his new house.....you might be a houndsmen.

bearhunter77 · Post by **bearhunter77** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:56 am

If you don't have the money to buy this weeks groceries because you need a new tracking collar. You might be a houndsman.

If you cancel a date with a girl to go coon hunting. You might be a houndsman.

If you buy your clothes at Walmart because they have layway. You might be a houndsman.

If you compare the feeling of hearing the sounds of a hound to the sensation of making love.
Well.......you have issues. (I guess I have issues). You might be a houndsman.

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:18 am

You might be a houndsman if ..... the snack you are eating came out of the bait bucket.

the truck you are driving looks five years older than it is.

JARED PLUMLEE · Post by **JARED PLUMLEE** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:26 am

you wish ur wife/GF smelled as good as a dead bear

dawger · Post by **dawger** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:30 am

You know your dogs nutritional intake better than your own.

BigGameHunter · Post by **BigGameHunter** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:34 pm

if you call in sick to work every day it snows you might be a houndsman

if you can recite the pedegree of each of your dogs from memory but you have no idea what the name of your great grandma was you might be a houndsman

if you show up at Wal-Mart once every six months to buy a new pet porter you might be a houndsman

Travis Stirek · Post by **Travis Stirek** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:01 pm

You got more pictures of dogs on the wall than your kids you might be a houndsmen :oops:

If ya ever missed Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner cause ya got one going you might be a houndsmen
If ya got more concrete in your kennels than on your whole property you might be a houndsmen
If your dog food bill is more than your four person grocery bill you might be a houndsmen

Bdog · Post by **Bdog** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:03 pm

If you put 5 dogs in an airline crate on the back of your 4 wheeler you might be a houndsman.

If you dump all the dogs from the above said dog box so your five year old can sleep while your looking for tracks you might be a houndsman.

If you dump your dogs on trash to do some training and you forgot to turn your e collars on you might be a houndsman.

If you work all night and hunt all day and on the way home you fall asleep and crash your truck you might be a houndsman...

catdogs · Post by **catdogs** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:59 pm

If you've seen a deer run 30 mph for 30 miles........You might be a houndsmen.

HoundDawg · Post by **HoundDawg** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 2:26 pm

If you can easily recall all your good dogs from the past, but you can't remember the names of your first three ex-wives, you might be a houndsmen...

"Yup, 'ol Copper was quite a dog. That was way back when I was married to 'ol... uh, you know 'ol... hmmmm, well that red head gal with the temper."

Post by **Buddyw** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:47 pm

If the only time you have ever planned 9 months in advance on a calendar was to tell your wife we really can only have sex suring these months. cause it might screw up your season... You might be a houndsmen

During the "three" months that you figure it's "safe" to have sex.. you can't because you're gone hunting for those months... You might be a Houndsmen..

bency · Post by **bency** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:57 pm

If your at wal-mart trying to figure out which shitty dog food to buy your hounds till your pay check arrives because you spent all your play money on gas during the week while hunting and your girlfriend is nagging you about what kind of pregnancy test she should buy........you might be a houndsmen.

Mort · Post by **Mort** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:04 am

that sounds all too familiar there bency lol

Spanky · Post by **Spanky** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:25 am

If you have more pictures with your hounds and dead game then your wife you might be a houndsmen

If you save all your vacation time to spend with your hounds during opening week instead of your family you might be a houndsmen

If your gas card total is more then your monthly mortgage you might be a houndsmen

easttenngator · Post by **easttenngator** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:38 am

If you live NOWHERE near a lake or Ocean and have a Marine Band radio

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