You might be a houndsmen if.....

[Emily]

[quote="Buddyw"]You've ever attended a Wedding (or funeral) with the Box Loaded up and Ready to go!! .. You might be a houndsmen..

I was at the funeral of a hunting friend. Asked my husband, who didn't know the guy, to walk the hound up the street to keep him from bawling during the service. Someone came inside and said someone was stealing a redbone from a truck out back. Half the room ran out to check their dogboxes! LOL

[Bar X Bar Ranch]

If you've ever cut the seat belts out of your truck, because brought more dogs than tree ties.....you might be a houndsman.

If you own dogs that have their own "frequent Flyer" card....you might be a houndsman.

[USU]

You sleep in on days you have to work but get up at 4am on your days off
or if your boss knows you wont be in after a fresh snow....
You've ever re schuduled a final cuz it interfered with the first day of cat season...

[ryan goodwin]

u know exactly were all your dog pappers are but u have no idiea where ur marrige lic our the kids birth certificates are! u might be a houndsmen

[easttenngator]

If you hunt 9 dogs and know there pedigrees and brith dates but not sure if your 2 kids are yours and have no idea when there brithdays are ....you might be a houndsmen

[catdogs]

IF you make your best hound, an "extra special dinner" on his birthday, but don't do the same for your wife....YMBAH.

[pete richardson]

if you know what YMBAH means ----lol or even DTFB



If you've ever cut the seat belts out of your truck, because brought more dogs than tree ties.....you might be a houndsman

now theres one i havent done before --yet

[david]

you might NOT be a houndman if:

Your truck is worth more than your best dog

You are still married to your first wife

( I am kidding of course. I do know some houndmen who somehow have enough money for a decent truck, but they married someone with the ability to make good money. And I do know a couple houndmen that are still married to their first wife. But their wives somehow equate abuse with love. If you got any leads on a woman with these qualities, let me know.)

[Nolte]

If you know all your dog's tracking collar numbers (and your buddy's good dogs), but commonly hesitate when someone asks you for your phone number or address. YMBAH

If You relate road names and places by where Old Blue caught the big bear, Singer bayed up the cat or where Brodie got the quills. YMBAH

If you name your kids after good dogs who have died YMBAH

If you've got the Vet on speed dial and you pretty much built his lake home YMBAH

[mountainmanmike]

[quote="Emily"

I was at the funeral of a hunting friend. Asked my husband, who didn't know the guy, to walk the hound up the street to keep him from bawling during the service. Someone came inside and said someone was stealing a redbone from a truck out back. Half the room ran out to check their dogboxes! LOL[/quote]
Now that is funny :::
When you refer to your youngest and you mean a dog You may be a houndsmen

[pogo56]

if your soon to be new bride gets mad when you have to reschedule your wedding due to bear season beacouse 90 percent of your family WILL NOT SHOW UP during that time.......you may be a houndsmen...

if you back into a tree, and say oppps and chuckel about it.....and then your wife hits a shoping cart whith the same truck and you yell out HEY BE CAREFULL THIS IS MY HUNTING TRUCK.... you may be a houndsmen

[JJL]

if you make five quick stops on the way to your own wedding and your soon to be wife keeps smelling sugar cookies during the weding.


Told her it was a bad idea to get married during training season.

[Ike]

[Majestic Tree Hound]

If a Tear comes to your Eye when you see a Coon Hit in the Road !!! And a Smile comes to your face When a Deer gets Hit !!

[Ike]