cheeseburger

[bearsnva]

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into
a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50

HAND JOB: $1,000.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks
up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female
bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help
you?'

'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you
the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?'

'Yes,' she purrs, 'I am.'

The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands, I want a
cheeseburger'!!

[Big N' Blue]

Still lauphing!!