Cowboy Honeymoon

[dubl_t]

A cowboy and his new wife had just married and found a nice hotel in High
River for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked
for a room. He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room with a
good strong bed."

The clerk winked, "Ah..you want the Bridal!?"

The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then replied, ''Nope, I
reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."