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T.G.I.F. or S.H.I.T.

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A businessman got into an elevator.

When he entered, there was a blonde (or use your favorite stereotype) already inside, who greeted him with a bright smile and said, 'T-G-I-F.'

He smiled back at her and replied, 'S-H-I-T.'

She looked puzzled, and repeated, 'T-G-I-F,' more slowly.

He again answered, 'S-H-I-T.'

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possible, 'T-G-I-F.'

The man smiled back to her and once again replied, 'S-H-I-T.'

Running out of patience, the blonde finally decided to explain.

'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank God It's Friday.' Don't you get it?


'Duuhhh!' The man answered, 'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey. It's Thursday!'
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lol
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