The laugh box

[allnight]

Making a baby

The smiths were unableto conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.On the day the proxy father was to arrive,Mr smith kissed his wife goodbye and said,Well im off now. The man should be here soon. Half an hour later,just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell,hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, Ma'am,he said, 'I've come to.. 'Oh,no need to explain,'Mrs.Smith cut in,embarrassed,'I've been expecting you.' 'Have you really? said the photographer. 'Well, thats good Did you know babies are my specialty? 'Well thats what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat! After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start? 'Leave everything to me.I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch,and perhaps a couple on the bed.And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there. 'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didnt work out for Harry and me! 'Well, Ma'am none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results. 'My,that's a lot! said Mrs Smith. 'Ma'am in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five min,but im sure you'd be disappointed with that. 'Don't I know it,said Mrs.Smith. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures.'This was done on top of a bus,'he said.'Oh,my God!Mrs.Smith exclaimed. 'And these twins turned out well-when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.'She was difficult? asked Mrs.Smith. 'Yes i'm afraid so.I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right.'And for more than 3 hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling-I could hardly concentrate,and it started to get dark i had to rush my shots. Well, if you're ready I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away. 'Tripod?' 'Oh yes Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.' Mrs.Smith fainted!

[bearsnva]

Now that is a good one.