A couple months ago my sister was reaching the end of her pregnancy when there was a power outage.
She and her 3 year old daughter, Kathy, were the only one's at home, so she called 911 and the paramedic promptly arrived.
No power, no lights so the medic was fumbling a bit. He asked little Kathy to hold the flashlight, and after some struggling, a beautiful boy was born.
The paramedic promptly turned him upside down and spanked him to clear his airways, which got him crying, and he then asked little Kathy what she thought about her new brother.
Little Kathy quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place....SPANK HIS ASS AGAIN!"
