Doctor's Advice

[leghound]

A man went to the doctor and asked him what he could do to last longer in the sack with his lover. The doc told him to "relieve himself" before the event. The guy thought about it all day at work and couldn't think of a place to take care of himself before he got home. On the drive home he had an idea, he pulled over to the side of the road and crawled under his truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he closed his eyes and fantasized about his lover. When he was almost there he felt a tug at his foot. Not wanting to loose what he almost achieved he kept his eyes closed and just asked "what?". A cop said "what the hell are you doing?". Eyes still closed he said "I'm checking the axle it's broke". The cop said "you better check your brakes next cuz your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago".

[leapfrog94]

Thats hilarious. Thanks for sharing.