The Toilet Seat

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gbear1
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The Toilet Seat

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Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the
seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was
out.

After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she
returned. She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.


About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament.
They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts. Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the hospital emergency room.


The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.). Lucy tried to lighten the
embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've neverseen anything like this before."


The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them. I just never saw
one mounted and framed!!!"
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats. H.L. Mencken
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