Utah Hound Banquet

[HoundDawg]

Hey Bplott, or anyone else out there in the know...

When is the Utah Hound Banquet? I heard it was this Saturday and I heard it was next Saturday. When is the real date?

You never sent me anything in the mail, and I realize that was probably intentional but that gives me all the more motivation to go.

Just knowing I'm the LAST person my in-laws want to see on Christmas Eve is the only reason I show up and eat all their food and camp out on the middle of their couch all night.

I probably wasn't going to the banquet but since you never invited me, now I think I'll show up just for spite. When the hell is it? I got $10 bucks burning a hole in my pocket and looking to go win a flash light or something and hit on another man's wife.

Banquet this week or next? -Dawg

[cat and bear]

Dawg, knowing your inapropiate ways, maybe they invited your probation officer instead, or they didnt budget, for a cheap ass like you to drink their beer, and eat all their food, dont you think fasting for the last week, might have tipped them off let alone having to change plans, and leaving their wives, grand mothers, or any other woman with a pulse at home for saftey and security reason

[Bplott]

Mangy DAWG,
ITS MARCH 19 this Saturday 5pm nephi...all the info is under the utah section here on this site....thro on the spandex and let's see you there......calll or pm me and let me kno so I can take the red carpet....lol

[Bplott]

BTW, I did invite you.....your brother was supposed to hand deliver you banquet info.....so call tony and ask him WTF where's your info.......lol

[HoundDawg]

Dawg, knowing your inappropriate ways, maybe they invited your probation officer instead...

Well, if my Probation Officer is going to be at the banquet then count me out. I'm kind of seeing his wife, well seeing probably ain't the right word. But if he'll be tied up at the banquet all night, I'll have some business to attend to in his neighborhood.

BPlott, even if I had known there was a Utah section on this site, do you think I'd be hanging out there? You think I want anyone to know I'm from the same state as you and your blood kin out in the Basin?

Hell sakes dude, I even tell my kids I grew up in Colorado so the shame of being from this state doesn't follow them around the rest of their lives. I think they tell everyone now they are from Colorado.

Tell you how bad it's gotten here now. Catman is trying to convince me lately he's actually from Wisconsin. What does that say about our state when you are pretending to be from the place that gave us Nolte, Hummer and the other misfits which will remain nameless for now?

I invited Kevin to the banquet but he says that's a long ways for him to drive from Nebraska. Wow, even Kevin is changing states now. I'll be at your damn banquet, rubbing shoulders with all the kitten killers and listening to them cry, "We need to do something about the lion situation." I'll try to keep my food down listening to the dumb ******s!!

[HoundDawg]

Hey BPlott,

So am I still getting that Houndsman of the Century award at the Banquet Saturday? Along with the large cash award that comes with it?

I'll most likely donate most of it to my favorite charity... Hawns Lounge.

Am I going to be giving an Acceptance speech and how long? 30 minutes or more?

And ESPN is going to be there to cover it right? I'll have my agent get with you an iron out all the fine print details, and we'll bring a trailer to haul home all of my prizes and awards.

Will I need a dual axle trailer for the heavy stuff? And I realize after I'll have to stand and sign some autographs but my contract should have been faxed over and it clearly states my public appearance fees and terms on autographs. 20 minute sessions max.

But for you guys I could make an exception, if I'm in a good mood. My mood generally depends on how many porn stars I have accompanying me. If I got one on each arm I'll probably be cheery enough I'll even sign the Justin Bieber T-shirt you'll be wearing!

[Bearkiller]

Hey BPlott, So am I still getting that Houndsman of the Century award at the Banquet Saturday? Along with the large cash award that comes with it?

I wonder who'll win "lion rigger" of the century. I heard rumors at the coffee shop that it might be someone from the basin.

[HoundDawg]

I hear tell some fellar is claiming he's gonna have his dogs with him right there at the table in the room, and after supper they're gonna rig a lion up on Mt. Nebo from inside the building.

I'm afraid I'll have to surrender my award and give back the trophy if that happens.

That will make my feat of rigging a bear out of it's den while I'm going 80 MPH down the freeway seem like Hounding 101.

Let's hope this banquet don't turn into a "I can top that" deal... cuz with all them hound guys in the room trying to tell the best story, even a blow hard like me might get lost in the shuffle.

[Bplott]

Dawg, I have your award all ready for you I hope you like the frame I put it in.......it goes really well with the pic of you and your dogs rideing the hounddawg 101 short bus tring to rig lions in death valley......lmao