Good Answer

[Jason Waterhouse]

SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007 -- A college teacher reminds her
class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any
excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear
attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your
immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' A
smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What
would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter
sexual exhaustion?' The entire class is reduced to laughter and
snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at
the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, 'Well, I guess you'd have
to write the exam with your other hand.'

[Farmhand]

That event actually did take place. It happened at the U of Scranton in Pa.