Special Forces initiation

[michael.magorian]

Stop me if you heard this one, like you could. Ok, so three friends have just completed SF school, but the instructors of the school decided they are going to play a little prank on them. They are each told that there is one last task that they need to perform to wear that prestigious Special Forces tab on their shoulder, and that is to kill their wives. They are given a hand gun and their wives are each behind three different doors.

Guy #1 takes the hand gun and walks through the door. He sees his wife blindfolded and tied to a chair, so he pulls up the pistol and begins to cry. He walks out of the room, hands the pistol off to the instructor and says, "I just can't do it. I love my wife." The instructor takes the pistol out of his hand and hands it to Guy #2.

Guy#2 hands it straight back to him and says, "SF doesn't mean that much to me." The instructor walks over to Guy #3 and hands him the gun.

Guy #3 walks through the door and closes it behind him. The other three hear BANG, BANG, BANG, followed by a series of loud crashes. By this time the instructor had let the other two in on the secret and they all start laughing. Guy #3 comes out of the room huffing and puffing and says,

"Some son of a bitch put blanks in this gun so I had to beat her to death with the chair."

[snowy river black and tan]

Sorry man thats to funny. I cant stop laughing.