MSDS--WOMEN

[gbear1]

Material Safety Data Sheet

WOMEN

Element: Woman
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted as a lie but known to vary from 100-140 pounds.
Occurance: Coplous quantities in all urban areas

Physical Properties:
1. Surface usually covered with painted film
2. Boils at nothing. Freezes with out reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields to pressure applied to correct points.

Chemical Properties:
1. Has great affinity for diamonds, gold, silver, and platinum.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously.
4. Activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

Comon Uses:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.

Tests:
1. Pure specimen turns a rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

Hazzards:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to posses more than one.

[Balsam]

Thats gooood one!!!!