Jeff Gordon

[Big N' Blue]

This just in..................... Date: Monday, July 12, 2012

Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew.
This announcement followed Gordon’s decision to take advantage
of President Obama’s proposal to employ Harlem youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary
on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of
wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas
Gordon’s existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of
dollars’ worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent
and bold move by Gordon’s management team, as many races are won
or lost in the pits. However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At
the crew’s first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able
to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had
changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to
Dale Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of Bud Light.

[Fitz]

Lmao wow that's pretty good!