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Tolerance - A Lesson In Positive Thinking!

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I am truly perplexed that so many people are against a mosque being built at Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.


That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, "The Turban Cowboy", which would be gay, and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."


Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq o' Ribs."


Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins with short burkas in the window modeling the goods.


Next door to the lingerie shop, a liquor store called "Morehammered."


All of this would encourage the Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so the mosque problem would be solved.


If you agree with promoting tolerance, and you think this is a good plan, please pass it on for the sake of tolerance.
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I like your Idea!!
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Tolerance - A Lesson In Positive Thinking!

Post by Fitz »

That makes sense to me! But you need to add equal rights for gays, guns and oil!
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