dog food diet

[Buddyw]

Meaty Bites Diet

I've got 2 dogs. I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and was
standing in line at the check-out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 25 kgs before I woke in an intensive care ward with
tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so
I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned by the food.

I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the middle of the road
licking my D*** and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard
as he staggered out the door.

Stupid bitch...why else would I buy dog food? HERES YOUR SIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[va coonhunter]

poor lady never saw it coming. good one bud