Coffee and Testicles

[mondomuttruner]

Coffee and Testicles




















A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.



The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."



"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"

"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."



The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."



Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."



The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now.

Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm.

You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."



The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM,

why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"



"This is a government job", the interviewer says.

"For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.

No point in you coming in for that."

[zachvu]

Good one! Makes me especially happy since all my packages have been a day or two late recently!!